Appliance Creativity

The Lighter Side of Appliances

A lot of us have seen the light, but for many of us it's on the inside of the refrigerator. -Marlys Huffman


Are tectonic plates dishwasher-safe?


Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.


Electronic engineers have yet to devise a better interoffice communications system than the water cooler. -Leo Ellis


There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -Donald H. Mcgannon


Gadget: Any mechanical device that performs a kitchen task in 1/20th the time it takes to find it.


The general idea, of course, in any first-class laundry is to see that no shirt or collar ever comes back twice. -Stephen Leacock


ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins that they too are mortal. -Ambrose Bierce


The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. -James Randi


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