Appliance Creativity

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Day 1
Diseases desperate grown,

By desperate appliance are relieved,

Or not at all.

-William Shakespeare

Day 2
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

-Robert Byrne

Day 3
Give me a laundry-list and I'll set it to music.

 -Gioacchino Rossini

Day 4
The new electronic independence re-creates the world in the image of a global village.

-Marshall McLuhan

Day 5
The human brain must continue to frame the problems for the electronic machine to solve.

-David Sarnoff

Day 6
Others looked at radio and saw a gadget; his genius lay in his capacity to look at the same thing . . . but to see far more.

-Nelson A. Rockefeller

Day 7
The Americans cannot build aeroplanes. They are very good at refrigerators and razor blades.

-Hermann Goering

Day 8
Most 'scientists' are bottlewashers and button sorters.

-Robert Heinlein

Day 9
ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins that they too are mortal.

-Ambrose Bierce

Day 10
The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

-James Randi

Day 11
Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart.

-Robert Fulghum

Day 12
Like a piece of ice on a hot stove the poem must ride on its own melting. A poem may be worked over once it is in being, but may not be worried into being.

-Robert Frost

Day 13
I have a greater appreciation for kitchen appliances, having played one.

-Anthony Daniels

Day 14
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

-Bill Vaughan

Day 15
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

-Dane Cook

Day 16
I've just taught thousands of people over the radio in the USA how to mend broken watches and broken house appliances. I am a catalyst or trigger to access these powers.

-Uri Geller

Day 17
Virtually any appliance is going to be online. Appliances will talk to each other and to the power-generation system. Our appliances will pay attention to our preferences.

-Vint Cerf

Day 18
To me, every kitchen appliance is useful and nothing's overrated. When I look at my little espresso machine, I don't see coffee. I see a steaming valve as an opportunity to make amazing creme brulee.

-Grant Achatz

Day 19
The killer app that got the world ready for appliances was the light bulb. So the light bulb is what wired the world. And they weren't thinking about appliances when they wired the world. They were really thinking about - they weren't putting electricity into the home. They were putting lighting into the home.

-Jeff Bezos

Day 20
Modern man, if he dared to be articulate about his concept of heaven, would describe a vision which would look like the biggest department store in the world. . .

- Erich Fromm

Day 21
The same system that produced a bewildering succession of new-model, style-obsolescent autos and refrigerators can also produce new-model, style-obsolescent science.

-Harvey Wheeler

Day 22
There are probably brilliant people, geniuses, alive today who don't even know how to say, "Hello, how do you do?" because their minds are absorbed with electronic images.

-Beth Henley

Day 23
There are programs for the scrapping of appliances, but no one thinks about what's involved in the waste management of brassieres.

-Sandro Veronesi

Day 24
So the only way we're going to improve fuel economy or appliance efficiency swiftly and to the maximum extent practicable is if the government requires it.

-Sherwood Boehlert

Day 25
There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment possibilities than the television set.

-Harriet Van Horne

Day 26
A lot of us have seen the light, but for many of us it's on the inside of the refrigerator.

-Marlys Huffman

Day 27
We never talked, my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

-Judy Gold

Day 28
G new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone.

-Francis Picabia

Day 29
A refrigerator runs by converting the dust behind it into a peculiar mutant, reptilian substance.

-Colin McEnroe

Day 30
Are tectonic plates dishwasher-safe?

-Herb Caen

Day 31
For every blackboard there are now hundreds of new electronic computers.

-Dwight D. Eisenhower



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